reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS
so is this a joke or what
What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.
I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.
"you did see that, and you married me, because he’s right, it’s what you like"
LOOK AT THIS, LOOK AT HOW SHERLOCK REACTS TO THIS SHIT THAT HE’S SPUN, IT’S ALL A LIE, LOOK AT THIS
what if they printed books with glow in the dark ink, so you could stay up past your bedtime reading, but it wouldn’t have to use a flashlight so it wouldn’t be so obvious
the future is now